Leigh Valentine is what I call a “Khristian,” as opposed to “Christian.” Khristians claim to worship the same “god” as Christians, but with a hugely different outlook on a lot of things.
Whereas, the Christians’ god is about, peace, honesty, charity and loving your fellow humans, the Khristian god is more of an Old Testament, fire and brimstone, kill your enemies and rape their women kind of god.
With that in mind, it’s easy to understand why so many Khristian bible thumpers are all in for Trump. Sometimes it’s hilarious watching them go through their convolutions to justify their support for this lying, cheating, adulterer. Sometimes, it’s just sad.
Which brings us back to Leigh Valentine.
Let me tell you, whether you believe it or not, [Trump] is speaking words of life over our country and over this nation, and every word he speaks, I see the hand of God upon it.
That’s the “sad” part, considering that it’s been documented that Trump lied over 3000 times between the inauguration and the end of April of this year.
Here comes the “hilarious” part:
He is a very, very smart man and he knows what he is doing. He knows the art of the deal and a lot of this is God’s deal, let me tell you
So, let’s take a look at some of those “hand of God” words:
And, who can ever forget.
And when you’re a star they let you do it. You can do anything.
Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.
p.s.: If my ramblings don’t revolt you, check out my FaceBook page (“Grouchy’s Grumbles”) you might just enjoy it. Better yet, you might “like” it. I’d love it if you did. It’s free (and worth every cent) and almost completely painless (other than the usual bad jokes).
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