I’ve often wondered about nutcases who claim that “GOD” chats them up. I mean, how do they know it’s Big Daddy and not some spurious broadcast from Planet Nibiru? Or, for that matter, maybe it might be ol’ Scratch himself!
And, another thing, why is it always filberts that “The Guy in the Sky” (and, UFOs, for that matter) chose to communicate with? Maybe he/she/it is “Blessed” with a really whacko sense of humor?
As an example of that, look at all the Republican candidates over the last two elections that said the Big Guy told them to run. You may not have noticed, but every damn one of them lost. You’d think somebody/thing that’s omnipotent would be able to rig a few elections. (For craps sake, Putin’s damn good at it and he’s mortal!)
And no, Big Daddy didn’t tell Trump to run. That was Cruz and some other clowns that heard voices. Besides, orders run down the chain-of-command, not up!
Sorry ’bout the long intro, but I’ve been wanting to get that off my chest for a long time. Now, on to the latest from the “filbert du jour.”
Mark Taylor calls himself the “firefighter prophet,” (Actually, he isn’t a firefighter anymore and, truth be told, he ain’t much of a prophet, either.) His “claim to fame” was a 2011 fever dream in which B.D. (or somebody/thing) told him that Trump was going to become CEO of ‘Murica. (See above intro.) Now he says he’s had another chat with the Big Guy.
Monday, he was on the “Charisma Podcast Network” to spread the message (and boost the donations). He claimed that back in 2015, the voice in his head told him that Obama would be stripped of his presidency and sent to the slammer for treason and three Supreme Court Justices will be indicted and kicked off the bench, allowing Trump to install five new justices.
God was going to take down the Clintons and He is also going to take down Obama as well, Obama was going to be ripped and stripped of the presidency. Now, a lot of people thought that was going to be him being impeached and that is not what I sensed the Lord was saying. It was going to be after he was out of office, he would be charged with treason and he would end up going to prison for this, in which case he would be stripped of all titles of the presidency and I believe that is what you are going to see happen at this point.
Some of you may recall that back in June, YHWH came by to give Mark the good(?) news that Trump was going to install five (count-em, 1-2-3-4-5) new SCOTUS bench warmers.
In December, Mark claimed that according to the brain waves from the Big Guy, (or Planet Nibiru) Trump has almost 5000 indictments armed and ready to take down high-profile satanists and pedophiles, including Obama and the Clintons.
This corruption goes so deep and so wide and so long that it is going to take military-style tribunals to deal with the treasonous acts that are being committed right now in the United States. You are going to see people get rounded up that are going to blow your mind.
The pedophilia and the child sacrifice thing, I think it is absolutely huge. It is going to boggle the mind when they find out and start digging … Strap in, get ready for the ride because this is going to be going on for years, these military-style tribunals. They’re going to make Nuremberg look like a cakewalk.
Then, two weeks ago it all came together when Big Daddy popped in for another tête-à-tête.
When I prophesied that three would be caught in a scandal, it didn’t even dawn on me and then, like two weeks ago, I was waking up and I heard the Lord say, ‘Mark, what if these three Supreme Court justices are part of these indictments?’ And I went, ‘Oh my goodness, I didn’t even think of that.’ It didn’t even dawn on me. There is corruption on that court and God is going to expose that corruption and sooner or later, these guys are going to be dealt with.
Divine justice is being poured out upon the earth. It’s not coming, it’s here.
Of course, Marvelous Mark also claims that Trump will be landslided into a 2nd term and then release the cures for Alzheimers and cancer.
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