Wayne Allyn Root is back with even more insanity about the upcoming (in his fevered fantasies) civil war.
For those of you not familiar with this particular troglodyte, Wayne Allyn was the Libertarian candidate for Veep, back in ’08. Nowadays, he pontificates for several journalistic jewels as “Townhall” and
The Loonie…..excuse me, I mean “The Moonie Times.”
Root is a Rump smoocher! (Right cheek only. He wouldn’t be caught dead having anything to do with the left.) This is the filbert who once declared that having Trump as president was equivalent of having a lusty wife that loves to do the horizontal tango seven days a week.
And, as may have surmised from the first paragraph, He’s a conspiracy nut. Things like Obama is a Commie who attended Columbia as a foreign exchange student (His gut told him that.) and went on to win his elections with massive voter fraud. (However, no Russians seem to have been involved.) Oh, and not that he’s paranoid or anything like that, but the I.R.S. is out to kill him (with ObamaCare, no less).
In fairness, he did warn us not to get involved with feminist type females. (It seems they have a predilection for chopping off your pee-pee.)
Find me a woman who is a feminist and a liberal and likes cats and I will find you someone who ought to be in an insane asylum every single time. Hey guys, if any of you out there are single and you ever meet a woman who admits to being a liberal and hating Trump and when you get to her house, she’s got cats, run for your life. Run, run, run. Like those ads in Britain, run and hide and tell other men to run and hide.
No man can ever live with a liberal woman with cats. She’ll cut your pee-pee off, I promise you. Liberals are mentally unstable and mentally insane. They’re unhinged.
Now, on to his latest tinfoil toupee slippage.
Wayne Allyn has his Fruit-of-the-Looms all twisted up over the fact that California decided not to send any of its employees on non-essential trips to states that are LGBT unfriendly. (That’s possibly because quite a few of their employees are LGBT, and who needs to put up with that kind of bullshit when you are trying to do business.)
Are we headed for civil war? I feel like it’s 1860 again and we’re in the months before a civil war in the United States of America.
Can you imagine how sick these people are? You can’t ban a Muslim from America who comes from a country that hates America and is rife with terrorism and they kill people left and right for being Christians, Jews or Americans and you don’t want to let them in the country because you want your children to be safe and that’s no good?
Muslim refugee terrorists under America’s bed? Oh the horror. I decided to check that out and here’s what Migration Policy Institute‘s research came up with: “The United States has resettled 784,000 refugees since September 11, 2001. In those 14 years, exactly three resettled refugees have been arrested for planning terrorist activities—and it is worth noting two were not planning an attack in the United States and the plans of the third were barely credible.”
But, what does reality have to do with it? Back to Wayne Allyn.
But, God forbid, you ban transgender bathrooms, California say no one can travel there anymore … So it’s okay to ban American states because they don’t like transgender people who are confused whether they have a penis or a vagina?
I’ll be 74 this week, and in all that time I don’t remember a problem with transexuals and bathrooms until the troglodytes made it one.
Anyway, back to the Root of this rant, one last time.
This is so stupid that it defies description, but it’s also a sign of mental illness. Liberals are mentally ill … We’re out of our minds and we’re headed for civil war, it’s pretty clear.
These people are crazy. They want a war. They don’t like you and me, they want to hurt us or kills us! These people are absolutely nuts … Crazy liberal nutcases, unhinged, need a rubber room, straitjacket people!
Speaking of needing a rubber room and a straitjacket, looked in the mirror lately, Wayne Allyn?
H/T Right Wing Watch
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