A public service announcement from Wayne Allyn Root
If you meet a liberal feminist female, walk away quickly. If she’s a Trump-hater, run like hell. And if, on top of all that, she’s a cat owner, the hell with running! Jump in your car and head for the hills before she goes “Lorena Bobbitt” on your ass. (Or more accurately, on your “Little Richard.”)
On Wednesday’s “Wayne Allyn Root Show,” (Which was dedicated to one of the most important issues of our time: “Should Feminine Hygiene Products Be Exempt From Sales Tax?”) Wayne started obsessing how liberal women, especally cat owners, are insane.
Find me a woman who is a feminist and a liberal and likes cats and I will find you someone who ought to be in an insane asylum every single time. Hey guys, if any of you out there are single and you ever meet a woman who admits to being a liberal and hating Trump and when you get to her house, she’s got cats, run for your life. Run, run, run. Like those ads in Britain, run and hide and tell other men to run and hide.
No man can ever live with a liberal woman with cats. She’ll cut your pee-pee off, I promise you. Liberals are mentally unstable and mentally insane. They’re unhinged.
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