It’s quite a spell until fall filbert season. Nevertheless, here we are!
The latest oral/anal outburst comes from a newbie on the “Stupid Circuit,” Dr. Pat Holiday, Ph.D.. It’s a religious Ph.D., so nothing to get excited about. (In her case, Ph.D. seems to stand for “Piled higher & Deeper.”)
Doc Holiday is a bible-slinger of the “Religious Wrong” variety, or what I call, a “Khristian.” Like most of her ilk, she spouts off a lot about Jesua, which I find a bit strange, because J.C. taught love, whereas Khristians preach hate! Also, like many of her ilk, she seems to have a thing about the ocult, particularly witchery and which witch is whiich.
Pastor Pat, as she brands herself, runs the “Miracle Internet Church” website and is the author of such books as “Can Witches be Saved?” “How To Cast Out Demons,” “SEXUAL MAGIC~ INCUBUS, SUCCUBE ~ ASMODEUS, OSMODEUS,” and “Marine Demons Under the Sea.”
She popped up on the WIERDAR last month with her claim that had ‘Murica screwed up and elected Hillary, 90% of everybody in the world wouldn’t be here anymore.
If Hillary Clinton had won the presidency of the United States of America, we may not even be here talking to you because they did have a World War III planned where they were going to destroy 90 percent of the people. What they wanted to do was take control over the world by going down into their underground cities, we would all be dead and then, when it was time, they could come out of their underground cities and rule the world with Satan. That was their plan and they were almost there, but God has intervened.
Right now, you’re probably asking yourself, “Why would Hillary be party of such an evil scheme?”
Simple! (At least according to Pastor Pat.) Hillary is the witchiest witch of them all! A few days ago, she went on Omega Man Radio to declare,
I think that she is the top witch of the whole world! She is the head of witchcraft in the world.
The women witches are more powerful than the men, so that is why Hillary Clinton is so powerful, because she is the head witch of the world
Pastor Pat then beseeched Big Daddy to step in so Hillary could be locked up for all her pedophilia and colusion with Russia and the multitude of other naughty no-nos she’s obviously guilty of.
Father, in the name of Jesus, we all agree and bind the power that gives Hillary Clinton the power to stay free, the power that they cannot make her pay for the crimes that she has committed.
Father, it is my understanding that they sold uranium to Russia for hundreds of billions of dollars, and Father God, that is the least of it. During the campaign, it came out that she had pedophilia, that she was trafficking children all over the world [through] her foundation. And these things would come out in our press and it was just like it didn’t even happen and I know that it was a powerful bewitching spirit that they were doing worldwide.
That batch of bogus has been debunked so many times, I’m not going to waste the words. (If you’ve been away ice dancing on Europa for the last year, you can always google them.)
We take authority over all of those powerful bewitching spirits of Hillary Clinton and every witch and every wizard in the world. From the top all the way down to the local. And the ones that are offering up their witchcraft powers for the assassination of [President] Trump … we bind you up and the reason that so many things are backfiring on you and your clans are because Christians are praying and God has sent them back seven-fold upon the witchcraft powers of the world.
Pat Robertson and several other tinfoil toupee types claimed that witches were trying to destroy Trump a year ago. Thought it might happen during the eclipse or maybe All Hallows Eve. No such luck.
Anyway, back to Pastor Pat.
We give you praise and glory here tonight, God, that Hillary Clinton, her family, and all of the witches that she has led throughout her life are now bound.
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