Khristians & Christians: Two Entirely Different Species
Every time I write a post about some crackpot Khristian* “prophet,” there are comments asking why I’m giving these deranged individuals publicity.
The answer to that is very simple: “Because these idiots have hundreds of thousands of followers. Some of whom are even crazier and more dangerous than they are.” And, as Sun Tzu said in The Art of War, his classic book on strategy, “Know your enemy!”
(* As opposed to “Christian”, which they damn well ain’t! J.C. taught love! These troglodytes preach hatred of anyone who is different from them.)
Mark Taylor, ‘The Firefighter Prophet
Enter Mark Taylor, the self-styled “Man Who Saw Tomorrow”. His claim to fame is that he dreamed Trump would be elected. (I had one of those too, but mine was more of a nightmare.) He wrote a book about it and quit his day job as a fireman to become a full-time “Prophet.” (There’s money to be made on the “Khristian Rubber Chicken Circuit.”)
The problem for troglodytes like Taylor, is that the have to keep topping (Or is that “bottoming?”) themselves to keep those shekels coming in. Taylor has proven quite adept at this. In just the past few months, he’s regaled us with such knee-slappers as:
- Last July, Markie claimed that Trump had almost 5000 indictments armed and ready to take down high-profile Satanists and pedophiles.
- In August, it was revealed to him that Freemasons and Illuminati are broadcasting a frequency [440hz] that makes people hate Trump.
- In November, Big Daddy told him that the reason the hurricanes hit Texas and Florida so hard, is that they were being controlled by those self-same Freemasons and Illuminati.
- In December, he got another news flash from Planet Nibiru that the aforementioned Satanists and pedophiles will face military-style tribunals that will “make Nuremberg look like a cakewalk.”
- Oh, and Trump is going to be landslided into a second term so he can keep on winning “victory after victory.”
The Latest “Prophecy” From Planet Nibiru
Then, Monday evening [4/15/19] the “prophet” went on “The McFiles” channel on YouTube, to share his latest and even more deranged “prophecy:”
God is going to serve justice. Justice is coming … [Obama] will be arrested. Justice will be served. Period. Hillary Clinton will be arrested, all these people, it’s coming.
There’s going to come a time when some of these people are just going to disappear. We’re not going to hear anything and we may never know the truth, but the bottom line is they’re just going to disappear. Some may die, come down with some funky disease or have an accident, whatever the case may be, and we may never know the full truth on a lot of these people, but most of them will be in Gitmo.
People better get ready for this. If you don’t have a stomach for justice, you better get one quick because there’s going to be people in prison for life. You will see suicides to keep their reputations, and there will be people executed. Some of these people, we may never know they’ve been executed, they just may come down with a disease and all of a sudden they’re gone, very quietly, and just disappear. You better get a stomach for justice because justice is here.
To truly stop these treasonous acts, it’s going to take executing some of these people. This is why Donald Trump was put there to begin with, to issue justice. You stand in the way of this, God will deal with you on your own because you don’t have the mind of God, you don’t have God’s interests at heart. If you’re trying to tell this president to not serve justice, you are standing in the way. You’ve been warned.
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