Let’s begin by stating the obvious. There has never been a more ignorant moron to squat in the White House than so-called President Trump.
The Dumb Führer had another banner week lobbing paper towels at people recovering from a disastrous hurricane, whining about Puerto Rico “throwing our budget out of whack,” having a Twitter fight with San Juan Mayor Carmen Yulín Cruz, AKA: a person who isn’t useless like him, alluding to a war he’s itching to have and generally making an ass of himself and America from sunup to sundown.
When kicking off Hispanic Heritage Month at White House ceremony, the Crown Prince of Nitwits tried to appeal to the people he spent the week insulting and ignoring by pronouncing “Puerto Rico” in what can be described only as a caricature of a Spanish accent.
We know that the intellectually incurious Mar-a-lago Mussolini gets his knowledge of history from the movies, so perhaps he’s been watching “West Side Story” to brush up on his Puerto Rican culture – and accents?
First, the Worst President Ever said, “We are also praying for the people of Puerto Rico.”
Not satisfied with embarrassing the normal people of Earth enough, he repeated it, “We love Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico.”
Now excuse me while I go write another apology letter to world for inflicting this moron upon the international stage. I hope they can forgive us. After all, he didn’t get as many votes as his opponent.
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