There are reports coming out of Alaska, that former “First Dude,” Todd Palin, has had enough of his “Half-Baked Alaskan” wife, Sarah. (Took him long enough. I had enough of “The Tundra Twit” about 15 seconds into her national debut.)
Last Friday, [9/6/19] Todd filed divorce papers in Anchorage, citing
Incompatibility of temperament such that they find it impossible to continue to live together as husband and wife.
“Incompatibility of temperament” is the Alaskan version of “irreconcilable differences” as grounds for a no-fault divorce.
(It took him 31 years to figure out “Sarah the Barracuda” is hard to live with? I knew Todd was a bit slow in the thinking department, but DAMN!)
There have been reports over the last several years of not-so-perfect examples of their “family values.”
First out of the box was Bristol’s outside-of-marriage pregnancy. Of course, she later became the poster child for “Just Say No.” But then, she got knocked up again.
Then there’s Track Palin’s track of domestic violence. (Who the hell names their son “Track?”)
In The Rogue: Searching for the Real Sarah Palin, author Joe McGinniss alleged that Todd and “Saint Sarah of Wasilla” liked their coke. (And, I ain’t talkin’ about some cola!)
And, of course, there’s McGinniss’s claim that “Snowflake Snookie” got a bit frisky with one of Todd’s business partners.
Speaking of cheating, the National Enquirer claimed that Todd had an affair with a massage therapist. But then, that’s the National Enquirer, so take that with an appropriate amount of NaCl.
What isn’t alleged is that Todd, Track and Sarah got into a drunken brawl with someone who may have dated other daughter Willow. (Or may not have. There seems to be some question about that.)
From the police report, the “Pit Bull in lipstick” threw some punches herself and got all homophobic at the victim.
The Palins! If all this was a movie plot, it probably wouldn’t get past first reading. However, we are talking about the Palins, so STAY TUNED! This is probably going to get a lot more interesting as it progresses.
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