Due to their immediate disqualification from consideration on the grounds of incessant illegal warmongering, fear mongering, race baiting and gay bashing, President Obama’s Nobel Prize award has so upset members of the “The Party of No” that their leader Rush Limbaugh let slip on his protection racket that he is a Taliban operative masquerading as a soon-to-be fat again, Viagra abusing in the Dominican Republic, Drug addled rumored closeted gay thrice divorced millionaire “every man.”
Confirming the suspicions of normal Americans (non-Republicans), Limbaugh stated his hatred of America and exposed his Taliban sympathies. Knowing that his brain dead listeners are stupid enough vote for Republicans and ignorant enough to agree with everything he says, Limbaugh confidently stated, “I’m on the same side of something with the Taliban, and that we all are on the same side as the Taliban” confident that Corporate America will continue to pay his protection fees.
In a fascinating glimpse into the distorted mania that is the Republican psyche, where the threat of having the rich pay their fair share of tax equals “poor” and when we’re talking about war, we’re really talkin’ about peace, Limbaugh described our President winning the world’s most prestigious world as a statement that our President is “a worldwide joke.”
Listen to his Anti-American tirade here:
Meanwhile, in the reality based community, normal Americans were proud of their President and optimistic that the rest of the Planet graciously welcomed them back into the world community, in spite of their failure to rise up up when a war-mongering sociopath and his destructive Republican Party stole two elections, violated international treaties and wiped his ass with domestic and international laws for the previous 8 years.
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