Rightwing Nutcakes Beating The Drums For A '2nd Civil War'

Posted by: Grouch E Geezer , June 21, 2017

Is the country headed toward a Second Civil War, pitting ‘Muricans against Americans?

You’d think so if you pay attention to the oral bowel movements of the troglodyte edge of the political spectrum.

Tiny handed limp-sticks seem to find solace in their long-barrelled penile substitutes. But lately, it’s beginning to looks like some of them are suffering from gun smoke inhalation overdose and it’s affecting their thought(?) processes.

Over the last few years I’ve been noticing an uptick in the teases of, and the calls for, violent activity to get their way.

From Sharron Angle’s “Second Amendment Remedy,”

The Second Amendment is the right to keep and bear arms for our citizenry…This is for us…This is for us when our government becomes tyrannical.”

to ol’ “shitty britches” Ted (Wang, Dang, Sweet Poontang) Nugent’s oral fixation on his machine gun.

Obama, he’s a piece of shit. I told him to suck on my machine gun. Hey Hillary [Clinton], you might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch.

Before the last election, there were numerous threats of action if Hillary won, ranging from Kentucky governor, Matt Bevin,

I want us to be able to fight ideologically, mentally, spiritually, economically, so that we don’t have to do it physically. But that may, in fact, be the case…I do think it would be possible [for the nation to recover], but at what price? The roots of the tree of liberty are watered by what? The blood of who? The tyrants, to be sure, but who else? The patriots.

to this one, from a Trump supporter,

If she’s in office, I hope we can start a coup. She should be in prison or shot. That’s how I feel about it. We’re going to have a revolution and take them out of office if that’s what it takes. There’s going to be a lot of bloodshed. But that’s what it’s going to take. . . . I would do whatever I can for my country.

One might think that after Trump (aka “Duh Fuhrer,” aka “Herr Rump”) won the electoral college election, that sort of rhetoric would ease off. But lately, the tempo seems to be increasing.

In just the last few weeks, we’ve heard the call to arms by such loony toons as Wayne Allyn Root.

On his eponymously titled “Wayne Allyn Root Show,” Root called for the hiring of special forces operatives who “have killed people” to destroy liberal groups before “our lives are erased.”

We need to hire an attack dog. We need to hire former CIA or NSA or FBI or Navy Seals that have been involved in counter-insurgency operations all over the world, that have killed people, that understand how to fight; that don’t bring a knife to a gunfight, that bring a gun to a gunfight, preferably a shoulder-fired missile to a gunfight, preferably a nuclear weapon to a gunfight!

Last week, Jim Bakker declared that if Duh Fuhrer were impeached, civil war would break out.

If it happens, there will be a civil war in the United States of America. The Christians will finally come out of the shadows because we are going to be shut up permanently if we’re not careful.

By “Christians,” he really means “Khristians.” The ex-con con man and his ilk have next to nothing in common with J.C.’s teachings.

Also, last week “Litigious” Larry Klayman (of birther-boob fame) wrote a post on WND (aka “Weird Nuts Drooling”),

If the drumbeat of verbal attacks, leaks and otherwise destructive assaults on President Donald J. Trump, his family, those around him and their supporters do not soon abate, expect right-wing militias and other reactive vigilantes to spring into action, resulting in a full-fledged civil war, with blood flowing in our neighborhoods and streets.

And then there’s Herr Rump’s fave-o-rite conspiracy clown, Alex Jones, with a warning for fake (not right wingy enough) journalists about the upcoming confligration.

You guys better have some helicopter jump jets and be ready to get out of here real quick if the actual civil war kicks off…You’re going to get wrecked bad. There are a lot of people like Santa Claus been making a list, been checking it twice about who’s been naughty and nice. And you kick off Civil War 2, baby, you’ll think Lexington and Concord was a cake walk.

And finally (There’s a lot more, but I’m getting nauseous.) David Lane issued another Khristian call to arms,

Christians must decide to live in a pagan nation imposed by those with a godless worldview or bring revolt, revolution and repentance to a once-Christian nation established by America’s founders.

So, will there be a “Second Civil War?” Probably not.

Just some “Oklahoma City” type actions, Islamic facillity bombings and the like. Troglodytes may talk a good fight, but a face-to-face battle between Bible Belt Bubba with his trusty AK-47 and a fully armed Abrams tank? HELL NO! (Talk about a “shitty britches” situation.)

Stay tuned!

Grouchy

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