One of the weirder aspects (and there have been many) of wing-nut religious punditry over the last few years, has been the emergence of demons and witches in political folklore. Now, normally, they are accused of being Obama’s minions. (The “Big O” has even been considered by some as the “Anti-Christ,” in league with “Old Nick,” himself.) However, there’s at least one bigoted bible-thumper that thinks there’s a new demon in town. The critter goes by the name of Donald John Trump. (aka, Herr Rump, aka Duh Fuhrer)
Meet James David Manning!
Manning is a “Khristian” (As opposed to “Christian,” which he ain’t!) and has been chief pastor at the ATLAH World Missionary Church in New York City since 1981. Manning is also a bigot! To say that he hates the LGBT community, would be a massive understatement! This despite the fact that Jesus never said one word on the subject. But, what does that have to do with Khristianity?
Paul was the one that made the anti-gay statements. But then, he hated women as well. (Kinda sounds like he was afraid to come out of the closet, if you know what I mean.)
Manning hates gays so much he’s called for the South to reestablish the Confederacy and declare a second Civil War so they wouldn’t have deal with equal marriage. He’s accused Starbucks of “taking specimens of male semen and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes.” Declared that Sharia Law will make “sodomy” mandatory. Oh yeah, he also said “Obama is the son of Satan.”
Manning started out as a Trump lover, going so far as to call him,
One of the wisest, most patient, humble, gracious—yet strongest leader I have ever encountered in all the days of my life.
But, that was then! This is now!
What happened to Herr Rump, that he turned from “wisest, most patient, humble, gracious” to a demon from Hell? Look no farther than last year’s terrorist attack on the Pulse nightclub in Florida. Or rather, the future Fuhrer’s lip service to the LGBT community in its aftermath.
Manning now refers to him as “Tribulation Trump.” (I still prefer my pet names for the anal pit.)
On “The Manning Report” last week, he accused Duh Fuhrer of having an affair with Kellyanne Conway. He knows this because Kellyanne had her feet on the couch, “with her dress jacked up and her legs wide open” is proof that she is a “stringy-head slut” because no decent woman would sit that way while all the men in the room “are standing there getting erections.”.
I don’t blame Kellyanne Conway for that. I blame Tribulation Trump, because he’s a demon and obviously he’s having sex with her and she just probably feels like, I can be like this around him because I think he likes me that way.
Stay tuned! This can only get weirder!
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