I’m trying to break my addiction to nut-case conspiracy stories, but filberts like Wiles keep pulling me back in! And, I gotta admit, this one’s a doozy!
You may remember Rick from such oral bowel movements as:
• God will send fire if SCOTUS approves gay marriage! (They did, he didn’t!)
• Target letting anyone use a bathroom will spark nuclear war. (Trump saved us from all that. Just ask him, he’ll tell you. In fact, he’ll tell you even if you don’t ask him.)
• Obama killed Scalia as a pagan sacrifice! According to Wile’s wisdom(?) the Big O is a “Luciferian devil worshiper!” (Not sure if that’s a promotion or demotion from Anti-Christ!)
• And one of my favorite filbert fantasies from the Rickster: Satan is using Pokemon Go to spawn demonic powers and murder Christians. (Pokemon Go is pretty much gone as a major fad, but I notice the Christians are still here.)
There’s a hell of a lot more, but you get the picture. (Wiles claims he gets his inside info from the Sacred Spook, but I think he’s being confused by sitcom broadcasts from Planet Nibiru.)
Which brings us to his latest hilarity!
Last evening, [7/17/18] on his “TruNews” (which has very little to do with “news” and not a damn thing to do with “tru(e)”) program, he started ranting that since gays like Rachel Maddow and Anderson Cooper are on the air, ‘Murica has been “homosexualized” and “no longer a Christian nation!” (It never was, but that’s a subject for another post, like the one I just linked.)
Then Wiles stated that Maddow was sending out coded messages, kicking off a left-wing coup.
She was spewing out, last night, calls for revolution. She was telling the left, ‘Take a deep breath, we’re at the moment, it’s coming, we’re almost there, we’re going to remove him from the White House.’
Luckily, the Rickster knows how to decode “Libtard.”
We’re about 72 hours—possibly 72 hours—from a coup. Be prepared that you’re going to turn on the television and see helicopters hovering over the roof of the White House with men clad in black repelling down ropes, entering into the White House. Be prepared for a shoot out in the White House as Secret Service agents shoot commandos coming in to arrest President Trump. That is how close we are to a revolution. Be prepared for a mob— a leftist mob—to tear down the gates, the fence at the White House and to go into the White House and to drag him out with his family and decapitate them on the lawn of the White House.
We’re now down to around the 60 hour mark before LWC (Left-Wing Çoup) Day. (Not sure where we are in the “God will send fire” count-down.)
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