Cue The “Q”
Unless you’re a Right-Wing “True Believer” (aka “Tinfoil-Toupeed Troglodyte”) you may not be familiar with QAnon. QAnon is both an individual (or so the story goes) and a movement. The movement is also called “The Storm” or “The Calm Before The Storm.” (No word on what the individual is also called.)
The “Storm” names came from a weird Trump comment during a photo-op last October. (But, then again, weirdness is a hallmark of almost all Trump comments.)
TRUMP: You guys know what this represents? … Maybe it’s the calm before the storm.
REPORTER: What storm, Mr. President?
TRUMP: You’ll find out.
The Anatomy Of QAnon
QAnon should not be confused with last year’s primo fantasy: “PizzaGate,” although there is some connection – i.e. “evil, satanic pedophilia rings controlled by the Democratic Party.”
This is primed with Trump’s pet paranoia, the dreaded, though mythical, “DEEP STATE.” (Not sure if it’s the Deep State that’s run by the Illuminati, the Freemasons, the Rothschild family, or the gang down at Pizza Joe’s 24 Hour Mausoleum & Buffet.)
Anyway, the upshot of the QAnon conspiracy is that every thing you read and see is “fake news!”
What’s really going on (in their twisted little fantasy) is that the mighty Trump is about to destroy a world-wide ring of satanic (with a side of cannibalism, for extra kicks) pedophiles.
Also, the Mueller investigation is just a smoke screen. He’s actually aiming his probe at the aforementioned “Deep State,” and the usual suspects: Obama, the Clintons, plus other Damnocratic and Hollyweird elites.
They know this for a fact, because last November, Trump drank Fiji water at a press conference. And, as everybody knows, (or at least those who’s tinfoil is tuned to pick up mindcasts from Planet Nibiru) Fiji is famous for child trafficking.
Enter, Stage (Extreme) Right: Liz Crokin
Mueller was hired to investigate Clinton, period. This will go down as one of the most brilliant sting operations in history.
Btw, this was all supposed to be wrapped up by last December, but the time frame keeps missing deadlines.
Jumping ahead to last week, Liz claimed that the mass mailing of bombs to anti-trump individuals was part of a “White Hat” operation. In other words, it was a “False Flag” pulled off by the “good guys.” The whole thing was staged for camouflage, so the military could get ready to execute those long-awaited mass arrest orders.
However, no matter how elaborate the scheme may have been (or NOT have been) Liz wasn’t impressed.
Their false flags are getting so poorly orchestrated and executed that part of me wonders if this is a white hat operation. This is a white hat operation to get the National Guard and the military in the major cities, to not raise too many red flags and not to cause too much chaos and too much concern to prepare people for the mass arrests.
If this truly is a deep state false flag, it is so poorly done. it’s so hard for me to believe that they’re that stupid … The whole narrative is falling apart before it even started and part of me just can’t believe these people are that stupid.
Earth To Liz:
There certainly are people that stupid. You’ll find one of them staring back at you from the other side of the mirror.
Stay tuned and VOTE BLUE next week. Your country is counting on you!
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