He’s at it again! To distract from his impending impeachment for conspiring with a foreign dictatorship to undermine American democracy, the so-called President clearly had a restless night.
According to the easily-played corporate media, “Presidential Trump” made an appearance Tuesday night during his speech to a joint session of Congress, but he’s already been kicked to the curb, and well in the rearview mirror. In a series of early morning tweets, the so-called “leader of the free world,” took out his (probably) unsecured Android smartphone and let the bats in his belfry fly out, claiming that “Obama” had him under surveillance. Also concerning is that Trump is receiving this information, not from his intelligence briefings, but from the dark and disturbing the alt-right corners of the web.
The epic episode began at 6:35 a.m. EST when the s0-called President claimed, “Terrible! Just found out that Obama had my ‘wires tapped’ in Trump Tower just before the victory. Nothing found. This is McCarthyism!”
“McCarthyism is the practice of making accusations of subversion or treason without proper regard for evidence.”
The Orange Menace most likely doesn’t know what “McCarthyism” is, considering he’s the one engaging in it. The Huffington Post noted, “though he offered no evidence to back his allegations up ― and a former advisor to Obama pointed out that presidents cannot order wiretaps.”
As expected, the internet responded to his madness.
The so-called President finished up by focusing on what matters… his reality-tv show, The Apprentice. Someone. Please …make …it …stop.