The Equal Justice Comedy Tour Is Coming
Don’t miss it! It’s a very short tour! The only stop is at Hillary Clinton’s house on May 26th. (No word on whether Hillary will be in attendance, however, the odds are against it.)
It was originally going to be a rally, but rallies require permits, so they decided to call it a “tour,” since those don’t need any.
This could be a “Giggle-Fest” of the 1st water, but so far the only confirmed commodian attending is Dapper Dave Daubenmire (aka “Duh Coach”)
The purported purpose of the tour is a bit foggy. Something about Hillary not being in jail after multiple investigations into Benghazi, emails, Uranium One, and whatever other right-wing conspiracy they could think of, couldn’t find any law that she’d broken.
There were 10 investigations over Benghazi, alone. In fact, Congress spent more time investigating Benghazi than it did 9/11. And then there were those emails……
But, right-wing troglodytes just can’t leave juicy conspiracy theories die, no matter how many times they’ve been debunked. (PizzaGate, anyone?)
He Came! He Saw! He Left!
(Not exactly “Veni, vidi, vici,” but the best he could do.)
Dapper Dave even endured a 16 hour drive to check out the venue, or as he puts it: “Crime Scene.”
He stood outside the Clinton residence and demanded that Trump arrest Hillary for her mythical crimes. (I guess he didn’t demand loud enough, because Hillary is still “on the loose.”) Oh, and somebody needs to slip the word to “Duh,” that His Royal Hairness can’t arrest anyone.
Then, on his Monday [5/6/19] broadcast, he announced the “tour.”
We are calling Christians, patriots, veterans, anyone who loves America, who is sick and tired of no equal justice under the law to come and join us in Chappaqua, New York.
…Hillary Clinton is under satanic protection. The Jezebel spirit needs to be cast down in America, and who represents the Jezebel spirit in America more than any other public figure? Well, I don’t even have to tell you who that is, do I? (He just did, but considering the memory span of his troglodyte audience, he just might have to again.)
That Jezebel spirit has to be confronted and has to be brought down.
Sacred Spook Indicts Hillary
Besides, according to Duh Coach, The Holy Spirit (or “Sacred Spook,” if you prefer) has indicted Hillary. And, as “proof” of that, Rush (Has anyone seen my meds?) Limbaugh agrees.
This idea came from the Lord, and it came to me, and then it went to Rush Limbaugh,” Daubenmire said. You say, ‘Boy, that sounds arrogant.’ Well, that shows how spiritually disconnected you are.
Then, on Tuesday, [5/7/19] Daubenmire claimed that the angels in heaven were so excited about the tour that they are “scalping tickets” among themselves.
I’ll bet those guys up there, they’re selling tickets to watch. I’ll bet they’re scalping ’em. ‘I got a front row seat, I want to watch our boys fight down there on earth, I want to watch that.’ You think I’m crazy. I think that’s what’s going on.
He’s half right, (Which is far greater than his usual average) I think he’s crazy!
Spitting In Big Daddy’s Face
Thursday morning, Duh Coach continued promoting the “tour,” claiming it will be Hillary’s “Come to Jesus moment.”
The Bible says this, ‘The law is the schoolmaster that drives us to Christ. Do you have any idea how many in the deep state are going to meet Jesus as a result of justice coming to them? Do you have any idea? You say, ‘Well, Coach, we just need to share the Gospel with them.’ You’re daggone right we do. Let’s lock ’em up. Let’s lock ’em up and let’s let ’em know they’re not above the law, they’re not above God, and drive them to their knees and they’ll meet Jesus.
He also had a warning for those who don’t show up:
This is so important. It dishonors our Lord if we let Hillary Clinton be declared not guilty and she ain’t even been tried. That’s spitting in the face of God.
They Can’t Kill Us All!
Then, Thursday evening, Dapper Dave showed up on “The Hagmann Report“ to continue plugging his “tour.”
On the YouTube show, Daubenmire compared the “tour” to fighting a war, while admitting to a bit of trepidation.
What if our forefathers had that same attitude? What about the guys who stormed Iwo Jima? What about those guys who stormed Normandy Beach? What about those guys in the Vietnam rice paddies? They did not fight and die for us to be afraid and not do our job when our time is before us.
As long as Hillary is more equal than me, as long as Obama is more equal than me, then that is not liberty. That is displeasing to our Lord and it spits on the graves of those brave men, living and dead, who struggled for liberty, justice, and the American way.
They can’t kill us all! We have two choices: Rapture, or the Second American Revolution. That is what we have. That’s our two choices, because if we’re sitting around and waiting on the Rapture and the Rapture doesn’t come, you’re going to be locked down in a gulag.
Time’s a Wastin’
Duh Coach loves to move his mouth, but with around two weeks before the tour, he’d better move his ass. The “tour” website leaves a lot to be desired as a rallying point. There’s only one response in the “Prayer Wall” comment section, and it’s blank.
Most of these troglodyte events brag that they will attract “true believers” in the thousands and end up with “true believers” in the dozens. This one sounds like it will end up on the low end of “dozens.”
As for the “tour” accomplishing its goal of having Hillary arrested? It has two chances: NONE and NOT A DAMN ONE! But, as I said it the beginning, this should be a Giggle-Fest.
h/t Right Wing Watch
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