It’s hard to believe that in just two days our country is about to be held hostage by an unmedicated orange mean girl. Going from President Obama to Donald Trump is like going from Bruce Springsteen to a third grade Christmas choir. One truly has to wonder how the first Twitter troll to become president will deliver his Inaugural Speech. Better yet, if it will be in more than 140 characters.
Since President-elect Trump has spent the majority of his time tweeting like a jilted boyfriend, it seems as though he wanted to show the world that he’s prepared an Inaugural Speech. And, forever being a man about style and shallow appearances, Orange Foolius decided to tweet out a photo of himself writing his inaugural speech from the “Winter White House” in Mar-a-Lago, Florida.
And, well, the photo was actually pretty freaking pathetic. One might go so far as to say it was sad.
Wow, he looks the way we all feel. Not to mention the fact that the eagle on the statue opposite him looks very miserable to be sitting on his desk. Sorry, I mean “Winter White House” desk.
People on Twitter naturally mocked the photo, humorously depicting what they imagined Trump was writing.
Live look at Trump writing his inaugural address pic.twitter.com/fhNcOLvJM8
— Ashley Alese Edwards (@AshleyAlese) January 18, 2017
— Steve McPherson (@steventurous) January 18, 2017
Trump writing his speech. pic.twitter.com/ISlDDvLCHg
— GrizzlyFederalist (@RichardJSunkle) January 18, 2017
— uhhh (@_uhhhhhhh) January 18, 2017
In house security cam Mar a Lago pic.twitter.com/diwnpjAS3F
— Beo Bachter (@kaysintBB) January 18, 2017
Trump’s Communications Director for the inaugural committee Boris Epshteyn said last month that Trump’s speech will be about “dreaming big” and “looking forward.” Boris Epshteyn
I am expecting a great address, one that, again, talks to Americans about dreaming big.
In other words, he will talk about himself in the third person, make flailing hand gestures, and punctuate the speech with a slew of 1980s corporate boardroom jargon. Whether he likes it or not (he doesn’t), President Tiny Hands is going to just have to get used to being the most ridiculed president since Bush.