It’s been a year since Republicans did their “autopsy” on why they lost the presidential election, which… forgive me… but aren’t autopsies done on dead things? Well, anyway…
Republicans found out that the stinking corpse that is conservatism doesn’t appeal to all sorts of people… black people… young people … lgbt people… female people… people who want to breathe fresh air…. People who like non-poisonous food… people who want to get paid a living wage… people with intellectual curiosity…. people who have empathy…. Basically, all normal people who aren’t pale, stale and male.
So… For a minute there, the GOP tried to rebrand itself as the party for everyone – by telling everyone just what lazy, welfare dependent parasites they are.
WATCH: John Oliver skewer Republicans who loathe working people and whine that $250,000 a year is “poverty.”
But conservatives, just can’t help it, can they? Whatever the findings, they never learn a thing.
Normal Americans understand that it takes a level of maturity to function in a free democratic society. But conservatives are people who invited the 14-year old Jonathan Kron to lecture them on what Conservative is all about. These are people who embrace the ramblings of the sociopath Ayn Rand as fervently in adulthood as they did when they first read them in between masturbation sessions when they were 15-years old …and who find nothing disagreeable about signing a “pledge” to corporate lobbyist, Grover Norquiest, who admittedly came up with the idea he was 12 years old.
So really, with these stunted children autopsying the GOP carcass, it’s almost like a bad remake of that 1970’s horror movie, “Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things” – which was a scary movie – but not as scary as watching them try to breathe life into a corroded conservative corpse as we the normal people work to rebuild a thriving middle class and keep a mature, modern nation ALIVE.
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