Think that’s a silly headline? The “Man Who Saw Tomorrow” doesn’t!
Mark Taylor (or, at least his alter-ego, Shakina Kami) claims it’s happening!
So, who in the 8th Circle of Dante’s Inferno, is Mark Taylor? (Or, Shakina Kami, for that matter?)
He useta be a fighter of fires, but I think his oxy tank ran out one too many times. Nowadays, he’s a self-made prophet, having predicted that Trump would win the election. (That’s it, folks! That’s his claim to fame.) He even wrote a book about it: “The Trump Prophecies: The Astonishing True Story Of The Man Who Saw Tomorrow… And What He Says Is Coming Next.” $17.99, $4.95 if WND (aka Weird Nuts Drooling) is having a promotion.
As for Shakina Kami, according to Taylor, it’s a combination of “African” and “Indian” that means “Beautiful One Whose Desires Are Fulfilled, and in Whose Life the Lord Dwells with the Divine Wind of Providence.” (I did some checking and actually, “Shakina” is Somali for “Shakina” and “Kami” is Indonesian for “we.”)
As far as filbert fantasists go, Shakina is minor league. In fact, he’s so minor, that he isn’t even mentioned in Wikipedia, although Right Wing Watch has chronicled some of his more blatant oral bowel movements.
Now, Shakina has topped (bottomed?) himself!
He went on Sheila Zilinsky’s “Weekend Vigilante” program to warn us of nefarious deeds!
I believe what happened on November 8 is the enemy has literally sent out a frequency and it agitated and took control, basically, of those who have their DNA that was turned over to the enemy. That’s what’s happening. The Illuminati, the Freemasons, all these people, their main goal is to change the DNA of man and they’re doing it through these frequencies.
He even named the frequency that can “damage your body organs” and “changes your DNA, which is the goal of the Freemasons, the Illuminati; they want you part of that Illuminati bloodline.” (It’s 440 hz, in case you’re curious.)
If you don’t quite hate Trump enough, you might expose yourself to it and see if it helps.
Shakina knows this for a fact because he gets lots of email from troglodytes that keep losing friends “because their DNA is being controlled by the enemy.”
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