Hello Trump lovers, wherever you are.
Let me ask you a question. While you’re helping “make America great,” is your love life, not all that great?
Are too many members of the opposite sex turning out to be evil “Libtards” that want nothing to do with you? Are normal dating sites grossing you out with their “No Trump” and “Proud Liberal” profiles?
Well, I’ve got solution for you!!!
TrumpDating is making dating great again! It’s a site that will help you find the “‘Murica first” partner of your dreams.
How do they do that? Simple! They don’t allow “libs” or gays or transexuals, elitists, pointy-headed eggheads or none of them types. Nothing but good ol’ “Murican patriots. If Briethart ain’t your bible, you don’t get in.
As they put it:
No Trump supporters or Proud liberal. We’re wrecking the dating game and giving like-minded Americans a chance to meet without the awkwardness that comes with the first conversation about politics. Wouldn’t it be refreshing to already know that your date roots for the same team?
So what if the team is the equivalent of last year’s SF Giants? [64-98, 40 games out}
Just imagine, no worries about someone who thinks Fox is fake news, rather than the MSM. (Or, anyone who thinks, for that matter.) No debates on gun laws, other than how to eliminate them. No arguments with someone who doesn’t think everything is “Obama’s fault” (or Clinton’s).
Oh, and Trump women know their place. BONUS!!!
What’s that? You say you’re married, but your spouse just doesn’t understand your love of Trump?
Well, hecky darn, come on down. They’re not judgemental. You’d just be following the path of our gearless…I mean “peerless” leader. A little hanky in the panky never did him no wrong. He even made it to the presidency of these Divided States of ‘Murica. (With a little help from Boris and buds.)
Besides, all us white folk are related, if you go back to Adam and Whatsername. So, it all fits under “family values!”
So, if you’re a Trump True-Believer, sign up. Who knows, you might get lucky tonight.
However, if you’re one of those “same sex” types, git on down the road. This site don’t hold no truck with y’all.
p.s.: If my ramblings don’t revolt you, check out my FaceBook page (“Grouchy’s Grumbles”) you might just enjoy it. Better yet, you might “like” it. I’d love it if you did. It’s free (and worth every cent) and almost completely painless (other than the usual bad jokes).
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