Over the last year or so, a number of troglodyte Khristians (As opposed to Christians, which they ain’t!) have seen witches coming out of the woodwork.
Politicians fighting to keep Planned Parenhood abortion funding are being influenced by a demonic spirit because they want to kill children with your taxpayer dollars.
Because of Herr Rump’s God-given gift of discernment, being Prexy is a boring job and our pear-less leader needs a distraction.
The rainbow flag emoji was added to Facebook in June to celebrate LGBT Pride month, but some Christians were annoyed their religion was not offered the same option.
The Supreme Court is letting the Trump administration mostly enforce its 90-day ban on travelers from six mostly Muslim countries, overturning lower court orders that blocked it.
Kellyanne hadn’t even had time to get on her knees, afore they started witchifying at our macho messiah.
Tiny handed limp-sticks seem to find solace in their long-barrelled penile substitutes.
This resolution has a number on it. It’s resolution number 10. The white supremacy it opposes also has a number on it. It’s ‘666.
It seems (to Lance) that Duh Fuhrer saved those poor souls a month in advance.
To try to overthrow a duly elected president is treason. I think you’re going to see that term being used more and more.