Salma Hayek reveals details of how Donald Trump asked her out while she was in a relationship with another man.
It seems (to Lance) that Duh Fuhrer saved those poor souls a month in advance.
Find me a woman who is a feminist and a liberal and likes cats and I will find you someone who ought to be in an insane asylum every single time.
Who needs circuses, with clowns like Jimbo to keep us in stitches?
Saturday Night Live has always thrived during presidential election season, delivering some of the most memorable moments in the show’s long, 42-year history.
So, he just admitted that everything the White House has been saying since Tuesday is a lie.
Do you want your kids transgendered and communist at 18 years of age?
You’re supposed to have children in every culture, biologically, by 16. If you’re not having them by 16, there’s something wrong with you.
Rest assured, Republicans will never stop trying to kill Americans. We will never stop fighting them. But today, we get to enjoy laughing in their faces.
Readers looking to save time and trouble are invited to begin marinating themselves in a mix of 10W30 and Heinz 57 Sauce immediately.