Over the last year or so, a number of troglodyte Khristians (As opposed to Christians, which they ain’t!) have seen witches coming out of the woodwork.
The dark state feared Donald Trump would defeat the queen of sleaze, Hillary Clinton!
You see in his other life, Junior, (aka “the Butthead clone”) is a super-secret-agent-counter-spy.
Politicians fighting to keep Planned Parenhood abortion funding are being influenced by a demonic spirit because they want to kill children with your taxpayer dollars.
Since Lyndon Johnson signed legislation allowing more immigration from Latin America, Asia, and Africa, the United States has been, according to Coulter, overrun by illiterate peasants.
Because of Herr Rump’s God-given gift of discernment, being Prexy is a boring job and our pear-less leader needs a distraction.
These people are crazy. They want a war. They don’t like you and me, they want to hurt us or kills us!
Kellyanne hadn’t even had time to get on her knees, afore they started witchifying at our macho messiah.
Tiny handed limp-sticks seem to find solace in their long-barrelled penile substitutes.
It seems (to Lance) that Duh Fuhrer saved those poor souls a month in advance.