Alex Jones is at it again!
(I know, when is he ever not “at it again?”)
Glenn Beck used to be “Conspiracies-R-Me” Central, but Alex “Trumped” him when Beck went Cruz(y) in the last election.
There’s a lot of competition in the land of tinfoil toupees, but Alex is rapidly becoming the “King of Kooky Konspiracies!” (KKK?)
But Jones isn’t just a “one-note samba.” Besides conspiracies, he also has a thing about fantasies. And the latest one involves him.
No, I’m not talking about his sexual prowess fantasy. That got laughed out of the news cycle rather quickly. Although, in real life, he has been sued for groping a female staffer, among other charges.
Nope, this one has to do with killing Robert Mueller to put him out of Trump’s misery. Killing him “politically,” that is. Alex claims he would never do such a thing as kill him “physically.”
Of course, if some “stable genius” hears that as open season on Mueller, well then, Jones can’t be held responsible for that any more than Bill O’Reilly was for the death of “Tiller, the Baby Killer.” Just ask him, he’ll tell you.
Here’s the latest from Jones’ rectal cavity:
I mean, Mueller covered up for a decade for [Jeffrey] Epstein kidnapping kids, flying them on sex planes, some kids as young as seven years old reportedly, with big perverts raping them to frame people.
Mueller covered up a pedophile?
Mueller was FBI Director when the Epstein trial was held, and Epstein was a FBI informant. And that’s about it. I did extensive googling on the subject, but the only sites that pitched this so-called “connection,’ were the usual suspects: WND, True Pundit, Blacklisted News, InfoWars…
Back to Jones:
Mueller is a monster, man! People say, ‘Well, God, aren’t you scared of him?’ I’m scared of not manning up. I’m constantly in fear that I’m not being a real man, and I’m not doing what it takes, and I’m not telling the truth.
(I’ll buy the last five words of that quote.)
That’s a demon I will take down, or I’ll die trying. So that’s it. It’s going to happen, we’re going to walk out in the square, politically, at high noon, and he’s going to find out whether he makes a move man, make the move first, and then it’s going to happen.
At this point, Jones pretended his hand was a gun. (Just in case the “stable geniuses” didn’t get the message?)
It’s not a joke. It’s not a game. It’s the real world. Politically. You’re going to get it, or I’m going to die trying, bitch. Get ready. We’re going to bang heads. We’re going to bang heads.
I gotta be honest, I’m not sure what he means by killing him “politically,” and from what I see, Jones doesn’t either. However, if I were Alex, I’d be damned careful about the “banging heads” part. Empty skulls don’t fare well when it comes to head butting!
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