My grandpappy used to have a saying about sexual activity, “He who brags the most, gets the least!”
Which brings us to Alex “Has anyone seen my tinfoil?” Jones.
This weekend, Alex broadcast an Infowars program entitled “Breaking: Alex Jones Exposes Sandy Hook Vampires.” On it, he found an excuse to brag about his supposed sexual prowess. (Btw, for those of you who have been blissfully unaware of it, Alex claims Sandy Hook was a “False Flag” operation and no children were harmed. It wasn’t and they were!)
He started off by claiming,
You’re supposed to have children in every culture, biologically, by 16. If you’re not having them by 16, there’s something wrong with you.
Oh, but see, there’s college—the priesthood you’ve got to get into—and then by then, oh, you’ve got to make money because you’re in debt, oh, you don’t have time for kids.
Oh, you’re 40, you’re finally halfway out of debt, oh, you want to have some fun now, oh, you try to find a woman. Oh, she’s barren, she’s doing the same thing. By the time you figure out you want to live, by the time you hit 16 at 40—I’m giving you the big knowledge, folks—at 40, on average—and they do this by design—you are the equivalent of a 16-year-old.
In all fairness, the last sentence may truly apply to Alex. (Mentally, at least!) However, he doesn’t think so!
When I was 16, I didn’t want to party any more, I didn’t want to play games any more. I grew up…I’d already had, probably—I hate to brag, I’m not bragging, it’s actually shameful—probably 150 women or more, that’s conservative. I’d had over 150 women.
Earth to Alex: “Choking your chicken” while gazing at Playboy centerfolds, doesn’t count!
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