Giving credence to the old saw, “There’s no fool like an old fool,” crazy uncle Pat strikes again!
Unless you’ve been skiing on Hoth (Watch out for the wampas!), you’ve heard about the search of the Paul Manafort manse by federal agents. Pat Robertson has and he’s NOT a happy camper. (More like a crappy hamper.)
As he put it,
Federal agents armed with a warrant broke into his home. What in the world is going on?
Now, the story of Manafort’s problems with the feds (Possible Russian collusion and money laundering, to name just a couple.) has been all over the news for months. However, in Pat’s defense, short term memory loss is one symptom of dementia.
Pat’s co-host,Terry Meeuwsen, had a thought(?),
Do you feel like when a special counsel is appointed like that and actions like that are taken, it’s almost as though something has to be found.
Pat totally agreed. As he put it, “Exactly!”
Pat seems to think it’s a “fishing expedition.” (But Rump claims it’s a “witch hunt.” Which is it? Hunting or fishing?)
Now he’s [Mueller] empowering grand juries and having search warrants of distinguished Republican’s homes, this is outrageous!
No Pat, it’s how the process works when there’s sufficient evidence that possible crimes have been committed. Oh, and utilizing a search warrent is NOT “breaking in.”
Pat’s also pretty pissed that Hair Fuhrer is out-armed in the legal battle against that nasty old Special Prosecuter. Mean Mr Mueller has a full team of experienced experts and poor little Don-Don only has two or three blowhards. (My description, not Pat’s.)
It’s like going to a knife fight armed with a stick of butter.
h/t: Crooks & Liars
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